FUCKING THANK YOU AMANDA FOR THE PAID ACCOUNT!!! 8DDDDDDDDDDD YAAAAAY

Warumono: there's like
Warumono: a million Japanese women who are like
Warumono: BAAAAAAAAE PEEEEEEEEEEEN
Warumono: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEE PEEEEEEEEN
Warumono: I'm not even exaggerating
Warumono: they had to have 7 riot squads on task when he came to Tokyo
Warumono: other wise it would have been a gang bang free for all
Warumono: they would've passed his dick around so many times the skin would've been gone.
Warumono: Fer real.

Hallelujah, heavens white rose, the doors you opened I just can't close.

Dissapointed Nipples
First album name: Mamaries of You

Hey.
Pretentious, snotty, scene kids with bad hair who sound/look/are played all the same way? Really fucking annoying. Really fucking annoying, guys. Can we try something new? Something interesting? Something not bitching about how "~*~hard lief iz n datz y i comb mai harez rong. u laf @ mi cuz i r difrunt. i laff at you cuz u awl teh saemz. brb chekin maispaec."

Lets try to be interesting. Lets try not to use PBs that are supposed to be rough around the edges, Charles-Manson esque killers who have lived on the run for 5-10-15 years as Guchi wearing, chanel loving, clean shaven, showered, everyfuckingsinglehairinplace male models? Please? Can we just TRY to avoid that? It's lame. LAME. If you're going to play a really fucked up, scary, vagrant murderer, lets try to base them accordingly. If your guy has been running for 10 years, hiding in unsavory places, not taking showers, being covered in blood...I doubt he's going to show up looking like he's fresh off the fucking runway.

And how about people straining so hard to be BAMFS they probably have hemorrhoids the size of thumbs? Really. Stop it. Your character? Scrawny pale kid with braces, glasses and probably tighty whities his mummy has written his name on the tag of. I'm. Not. Convinced. Neither is anyone else. PB as according to how the character is described, please, McLovin.

As for Bandom, what the fuck? Really? I see 6 of the same exact character played by different people in the exact same, AND WRONG, way. My brain, I just...

FFS. Try something new. Break out of the box. Fuck myspace kids, fuck facebook kids, fuck internet celebrities. I WANT TO SEE SOME FUCKING REALLY GOOD ORIGINAL CHARACTERS FOR GOD FUCKING SAKE. That arn't FENDI models, that arn't some...lame ass kid who whines all the time about how hard life is because his parents wouldn't let him wear his sisters pants. And some girls that arn't anorexicbodydysmorphicwoldlyswayingmoodswingslikeacatagory4horricaneyetinnocentandwhimpery, okay? And one last thing.

If you're playing a near 50 year old man, please don't have him act like a complete woman. I do not give a shit what you're shtick is, but seriously. No. No. No. No "HUGGLES!" no "OMG KAWAII DESU ^_^ I'M GOING TO POST THIS ON MY EL-JAY." You're killing me, and quite a few others with the high levels of Toxic Stupid.